Funny Excuse 1

Sorry I'm late, I got distracted by a really good meme

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Funny Excuse 2

I can't today, my plant needs me

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Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when... you wave at someone who wasn't waving at you

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Confession Time

I need to confess something... I ate all the biscuits

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Life Goals

My life goal: Eat more pizza

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Relationship Status

Relationship status: Committed to my bed

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Monday Blues

Mondays should be illegal

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Weekend Plans

My weekend plans: Absolutely nothing and it's going to be amazing

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Diet Update

I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it

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Exercise Plan

Does running late count as exercise?

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Sleep Schedule

My sleep schedule: What sleep schedule?

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Adulting

Adulting is overrated I want a refund

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Social Battery

Social battery: 1% remaining

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Life Hack

Life hack: Just say 'I don't know' and walk away confidently

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Productivity Level

Today's productivity level: Potato

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Coffee Time

Coffee: because adulting is hard

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Brain Mode

Brain: 404 error Motivation not found

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Current Mood

Current mood: Wanting to nap but also wanting snacks

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Wise Words

Words of wisdom: Don't try this at home

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Life Update

Life update: Still don't know what I'm doing

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